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shihan_ai I'M SORRY BB I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH PLEASE FORGIVE MY FAIL *spazz spazz* I think some of them are a little longer than the quota... Yara Yara Desu ne.... ._.! This was fun though. *insert Spockese laughter*
I think I've been reading too much Spock/Kirk fanfiction. Forgive the major phail in my attempt at Vulcan-speak.
Step 1: Write down the names of 10 characters.
1. Leeteuk
2. Onew
3. Siwon
4. Kyuhyun
5. Yesung
6. Eunhyuk
7. Donghae
8. Hangeng
9. Heechul
10. Jonghyun
Step 2: Write a fic of around twenty five words for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.
1. First Time (4&6)
Kyuhyun & Eunhyuk
Their first time had been nothing like the other times with other people; theirs was awkward, painful , but full of smiles and quiet laughter.
2. Angst (7)
Donghae
He hides behind easy charm and bright smiles so that no one sees the constant empty plastic bottles in his trash can.
3. AU (1&8)
Leeteuk & Hangeng
Most days are hard with work and bills and little time for each other, but when they curl up side by side on the bed, it was the life.
4. Threesome (3,6,&9)
Siwon & Eunhyuk & Heechul
It's his darkest carnal desire, and so when Heechul swirls his tongue ohfucklikethatyeah and Siwon pounds relentlessly in from behind, he thinks he's still dreaming.
5. Hurt and Comfort (5&10)
Yesung & Jonghyun
When he's overwhelmed, it isn't his own members he runs to, but the one infamous for being an eccentric turtle lover because there he never has to speak but talk.
6. Crack (1)
Leeteuk
The only effective way to get gamers into bed is to come all over their keyboard and distract with a sway of hips.
7. Horror (10)
Jonghyun
"You'll be fine." He repeats this like a mantra, though he knows that no one will ever stop the gnawing that starts.
8. Baby Fic (5&9)
Yesung & Heechul
When Heechul sees Yesung putting her to sleep, he think that maybe taking after a little bit of her dad isn't bad at all.
9. Dark (2&8)
Onew & Hangeng
The blood oozing out of the cut is strangely mesmerizing, and so is the man who caused it and is slowly licking it away.
10. Romance (4&7)
Kyuhyun & Donghae
Donghae said 'I Love You' by dressing up as a Vulcan and tried to initiate a mind meld that ended with Kyuhyun whispering 'Ashayam' as he smiled.
11. Deathfic (2&3)
Onew & Siwon
"Wait for me." Jinki whispered, caressing Siwon's cold cold skin for the last time. Walking off a ledge was never so easy.
12. AU (8&9)
Hangeng & Heechul
It was love at first barb. Hangeng knew at "Hey Chinaman." Heechul knew at "Hey Cinderella. And it was the start of a beautiful fairytale Or not. As seen by the cats.
13. Dark (4&3)
Siwon & Kyuhyun
It was just one of those things. And Father Siwon fucking the new altar boy in the confession booth was just it.
14. Threesome (5,7,&1)
Yesung & Donghae & Leeteuk
They worshiped the scars because it was what made their angel, an angel. They take turns loving him, because he asked for it that way.
15. Amnesia (2&10)
Onew & Jonghyun
He feels like he should remember the boy at the foot of his bed, looking soo broken . But for the life of him, Onew just can't place him like the others.
16. Hurt and Comfort (8&6)
Hangeng & Eunhyuk
"I miss you." He hears it whispered. And suddenly, all the miles separating them is just made clearer and all Hangeng wants to do is to hold Hyuk again.
17. Crack (9&4)
Heechul & Kyuhyun
"I'm just as pretty as you are in a wig." Kyuhyun says one day as they sat watching a show. The others can't help but stare at Heechul's raised eyebrow.
18. Genderswap (1&6)
Leeteuk & Eunhyuk
Feeling her clenching around her fingers, Leeteuk knows this is wrong, that they should stop. But that goes out the window when she sucks her nipples.
19. First Time (2&7)
Onew & Donghae
The first time someone gives him a bouquet of foil hats and multi-coloured balloons was when Donghae said, "I love you" backstage of their Comeback stage.
20. Angst (3&8)
Siwon & Hangeng
Some days are easier than others. Some days... Not so. It's been 3 years, but he still can't see or hear his name Hangeng without bleeding.
21. Baby fic (1)
Leeteuk
Cradling the little being in his arms, Leeteuk thinks of a million things, but none more prevalent than, "How the HELL am I going to tell Kangin?"
shihan_ai I'M SORRY BB I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH PLEASE FORGIVE MY FAIL *spazz spazz* I think some of them are a little longer than the quota... Yara Yara Desu ne.... ._.! This was fun though. *insert Spockese laughter* I think I've been reading too much Spock/Kirk fanfiction. Forgive the major phail in my attempt at Vulcan-speak.
Step 1: Write down the names of 10 characters.
1. Leeteuk
2. Onew
3. Siwon
4. Kyuhyun
5. Yesung
6. Eunhyuk
7. Donghae
8. Hangeng
9. Heechul
10. Jonghyun
Step 2: Write a fic of around twenty five words for every prompt, using the characters determined by the numbers. Do NOT read the prompts before you do step 1.
1. First Time (4&6)
Kyuhyun & Eunhyuk
Their first time had been nothing like the other times with other people; theirs was awkward, painful , but full of smiles and quiet laughter.
2. Angst (7)
Donghae
He hides behind easy charm and bright smiles so that no one sees the constant empty plastic bottles in his trash can.
3. AU (1&8)
Leeteuk & Hangeng
Most days are hard with work and bills and little time for each other, but when they curl up side by side on the bed, it was the life.
4. Threesome (3,6,&9)
Siwon & Eunhyuk & Heechul
It's his darkest carnal desire, and so when Heechul swirls his tongue ohfucklikethatyeah and Siwon pounds relentlessly in from behind, he thinks he's still dreaming.
5. Hurt and Comfort (5&10)
Yesung & Jonghyun
When he's overwhelmed, it isn't his own members he runs to, but the one infamous for being an eccentric turtle lover because there he never has to speak but talk.
6. Crack (1)
Leeteuk
The only effective way to get gamers into bed is to come all over their keyboard and distract with a sway of hips.
7. Horror (10)
Jonghyun
"You'll be fine." He repeats this like a mantra, though he knows that no one will ever stop the gnawing that starts.
8. Baby Fic (5&9)
Yesung & Heechul
When Heechul sees Yesung putting her to sleep, he think that maybe taking after a little bit of her dad isn't bad at all.
9. Dark (2&8)
Onew & Hangeng
The blood oozing out of the cut is strangely mesmerizing, and so is the man who caused it and is slowly licking it away.
10. Romance (4&7)
Kyuhyun & Donghae
Donghae said 'I Love You' by dressing up as a Vulcan and tried to initiate a mind meld that ended with Kyuhyun whispering 'Ashayam' as he smiled.
11. Deathfic (2&3)
Onew & Siwon
"Wait for me." Jinki whispered, caressing Siwon's cold cold skin for the last time. Walking off a ledge was never so easy.
12. AU (8&9)
Hangeng & Heechul
It was love at first barb. Hangeng knew at "Hey Chinaman." Heechul knew at "Hey Cinderella. And it was the start of a beautiful fairytale Or not. As seen by the cats.
13. Dark (4&3)
Siwon & Kyuhyun
It was just one of those things. And Father Siwon fucking the new altar boy in the confession booth was just it.
14. Threesome (5,7,&1)
Yesung & Donghae & Leeteuk
They worshiped the scars because it was what made their angel, an angel. They take turns loving him, because he asked for it that way.
15. Amnesia (2&10)
Onew & Jonghyun
He feels like he should remember the boy at the foot of his bed, looking soo broken . But for the life of him, Onew just can't place him like the others.
16. Hurt and Comfort (8&6)
Hangeng & Eunhyuk
"I miss you." He hears it whispered. And suddenly, all the miles separating them is just made clearer and all Hangeng wants to do is to hold Hyuk again.
17. Crack (9&4)
Heechul & Kyuhyun
"I'm just as pretty as you are in a wig." Kyuhyun says one day as they sat watching a show. The others can't help but stare at Heechul's raised eyebrow.
18. Genderswap (1&6)
Leeteuk & Eunhyuk
Feeling her clenching around her fingers, Leeteuk knows this is wrong, that they should stop. But that goes out the window when she sucks her nipples.
19. First Time (2&7)
Onew & Donghae
The first time someone gives him a bouquet of foil hats and multi-coloured balloons was when Donghae said, "I love you" backstage of their Comeback stage.
20. Angst (3&8)
Siwon & Hangeng
Some days are easier than others. Some days... Not so. It's been 3 years, but he still can't see or hear his name Hangeng without bleeding.
21. Baby fic (1)
Leeteuk
Cradling the little being in his arms, Leeteuk thinks of a million things, but none more prevalent than, "How the HELL am I going to tell Kangin?"
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Date: 2010-07-29 04:13 pm (UTC)1, 4, 11 and 15 were my favorites but OMFG SERIOUSLY THAT FATHER SIWON FUCKING ALTARBOY KYU I HAD THE SAME IDEA (ONLY IT WAS GENG NOT KYU LOL) ASKLDJFKSLADFSDJKFWAEO
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Date: 2011-01-29 11:02 pm (UTC)4,6,9,11,12,16,17,18 [these are the new numbers that keep the island from blowing up]